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PARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE STORY TiME!

Post by Saint Fluffy~ on Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:15 pm

Greetings, children~
It's STORY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Courtesy of Fluffiness~, the Best Admin in THE UNIVERSE.
Anyways, let's begin.

Random Peasant:
Once Upon a Time, there was a GOD. That GOD was Fluffiness~.
But Fluffiness~ wasn't feeling great. WHY?
Well... why don't we try asking Fluffiness~? Fluffiness~, why aren't you feeling great?

Fluffiness~:
Fluffiness~ had to participate in a parade this morning...   (╥_╥)

It was the dreaded Black History Parade, the one that takes forever because of the constant pauses, courtesy of the judges.
The judges should've just done this:
Skip everyone else, and give us our first place trophy.
It's that simple.

Anyways, I woke up at 8:00 a.m., after falling asleep as soon as I got home from school yesterday (I got home at about 4:50).
Surprisingly, when I woke up, I wasn't tired, despite the length of time I had slept since then.

Anyways, after I got up, with my brother, (っ◕‿◕)っ,
we got ready and drove off to the park in which the band had to assemble.
My dad, at first didn't know where to drive us,
but as soon as we told him, he was like "Oh, I know where we're going!"
... I shouldn't have let him drive as if he knew, even though neither I or (っ◕‿◕)っ knew exactly where to meet up either...
We were late, because we were supposed to meet up at some park at 9:15, but got there at 9:30 something.

Though, when we arrived, our band instructor wasn't present.
So, the people with the heavy instruments had to wait, because usually, the heavy instruments are carried to our destinations in a giant truck driven by our band instructor (REMINDER: I play the clarinet, so I don't have to worry about that kind of stuff).
Afterwards, the people who had instruments warmed up with one drum major,
and the other people without their instruments had to practice their marching with the other drum major.
We did that, and then waited until our band instructor had arrived.
As soon as he arrived, we had to get in our ranks and stuff because the parade was starting.

After the series of unfortunate events, the parade started at 11:00.
The parade, itself, wasn't as bad as past years.
There wasn't as much horse poop to avoid as the usual, disgusting amount.
...And, the parade only took about one hour!
It usually wastes 2-3 exhausting hours of time...

After the parade, which ended at exactly 12:00 for us, I drank lots of water, courtesy of our band instructor.
But then I realized something.
Where is (っ◕‿◕)っ? He couldn't have just disappeared?
Then, I saw that C U N T walking towards me with ice cream in hand.
I should've gotten ice cream for my effort. All he had to do was fake-play.
(my instrument is broken, and his isn't broken. So I used his, and he used mine, because I'm better.)

Anyways, (っ◕‿◕)っ and I waited for my dad to pick us up afterwards.
But we waited, and waited, and waited...
We even repeatedly told him where to pick us up.
It got to the point where we had to repeatedly YELL the directions at him (I don't usually yell because I'm quite reserved, but I was really exhausted, and wanted to go home.)

Eventually (Code for: An hour later... ), he FINALLY arrived.
But, he drove PAST us.
We had to call him, for the umpteenth time, to tell him that he drove right past us.
We had to wait another five minutes until he actually found us.
He then magically popped up behind us, and we entered the car.
In the car, all I really did was play Mario Kart 7, to prevent myself from falling asleep...

I then got home (at 1:40 p.m. or something like that), and...
           
Spoiler:
... fell asleep.     Razz

THE END
Wasn't that a BEAUTIFUL STORY?


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Re: PARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE STORY TiME!

Post by Marowak on Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:22 pm

It sounds like you went to the parade.


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Post by Winters Thief Zero on Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:27 pm

^ No, no, did you even read Cubone? She obviously went to a Circus.

Sounds like your dad can't see, or you're just really small. How long did it take you to get there Fluffy?


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Re: PARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE STORY TiME!

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:08 am

Quite a day you exp'd.

Did you even have fun? Doesn't seem like it.
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Re: PARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE STORY TiME!

Post by Saint Fluffy~ on Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:26 am

Cubone wrote:It sounds like you went to the parade.
lol, I did go to the parade... Also, I suggest you take some English classes to fully understand my holy writings of amazingness~
Zero Revolution wrote:^ No, no, did you even read Cubone? She obviously went to a Circus.

Sounds like your dad can't see, or you're just really small. How long did it take you to get there Fluffy?
It took me about 40 minutes to get there... and my dad told us that it would've only took 20 minutes to get there... but he forgot about traffic, streets being blocked off, etc.
Also, I'm not small! I'm 5'6"... unless that's suddenly considered small...
Unknown Entity wrote:Quite a day you exp'd.

Did you even have fun? Doesn't seem like it.
I didn't exactly have fun, but I didn't hate it, unlike other years...
Other years, it'd be really hot and there'd be lots of disgusting horse poop.
We'd also be near the back, so it would take us FOREVER to finish. 
This time, we were #45 , which is much closer to the front than I've ever been, and we only took about an hour to finish.
Also, it wasn't scorching hot and most of the horses (sadly not all) were behind us, so I didn't have to worry too much about stepping in poop.
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Re: PARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE STORY TiME!

Post by Combatant on Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:26 pm

hAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA MARCHING BAND? SOUNDS LIKE ITS FOR N00BS IDIOTS! huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue <3 ily


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